You can't win em all, and it turns out if you're Buffalo you literally can't win anything. But YOU have won and your reward is another First Star, Worst Star!
FIRST STAR
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL WE WON!! WE WON!! WE WON!! WE WON!! WHOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
The people of Edmonton haven't been this excited since they changed the name of our summer fair back to K-Days.
I'm honestly still speechless. There was no scenario in which the Oilers SHOULD have won this lottery. There were three or four other teams that were PURPOSELY tanking, teams that haven't collected first overall picks like Beanie Babies and, much like actual Beanie Babies, have so far gotten absolutely zero return out of their initial investment.