FGD: YOUNG GUNZ BOA - Flames v. Oilers*

View more images like this View more Derek Leung Getty Images Sport*This game will not be graced with his majesty's presence. Adjust your expectations/prayer circles accordingly.

The Flames and Oilers are playing tonight in what has to be the most exciting time to be an Oiler fan in recent memory. However, I am quite certain that this prospect tournament wouldn't exist if it wasn't able to exploit the frothing Oiler fanbase's desperation for reasons to forget about the previous 82 actual NHL contests.

This year's crop of pimply prodigies from Shelbyville are faster, shinier, and have more endorsement deals, but you and I both know how this ends. An unending supply of excuses and draft…