Cal Basketball vs. Carroll Preview and Gamethread

Ron Chenoy-USA TODAY SportsRejoice! Cal Basketball is back and tips off the '15-16 campaign with an exhibition match against the Carroll Fighting Saints.

Carroll is slimy, sleazy, and just the lowest of the low. Carroll would steal a little girl's puppy just to sign a better recruiting class. Carroll double-dips, backwashes, and would take the last French fry. Carroll would cut in front of an old lady and park in a handicapped spot. Carroll stole all the water from California.

Pete Carroll is quite ironically the farthest thing from a saint and will hopefully one day face karmic justice for his cheating ways.

Carroll, the private Catholic school, is located in Helena, Montana. They are most…