Hey, so it’s Lunar New Year! And I need to clean my place for all that voodoo and plan for a trip to see family, but I’ve spent all my free time this week covering stories for this site as I’m apparently the only one concerned about coverage, so I have to invest some time in my real life and you’re stuck with a low-effort story.
In all seriousness, I do apologize to Evan and Ashtyn as they deserve better coverage.
Oh, did you think the college football season was over? How silly.