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You’ve scarfed down your Thanksgiving turkey; now what do you do with the carcass? Fashion a basket or a Hannibal Lecter bite guard?

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There comes a point after every Thanksgiving meal when a decision has to be made about the turkey carcass.

This presumes, of course, that you had turkey for Thanksgiving, rather than enchiladas, goat with couscous, tofu, PB&J, or even military field rations.

None of the latter is traditional a Thanksgiving meal, but allowances must be made for cultural differences. As long as there is pumpkin pie for dessert, whatever you eat remains a legitimate holiday meal.

If you hate pumpkin pie, you aren’t a real American. Please go back to wherever you came even if it’s Bakersfield or Chicago.