Playing for the Brooklyn Nets is a fate I wouldn't wish on my very worst enemy. It's not just that the team is inept, incapable of putting together a full 48 minutes of competent basketball. It's not just that the team drafted five rookies and played just Egor Demin in a blowout loss against undefeated Philadelphia. It's not even the cruel and unusual punishment of sharing a single basketball with the offensive black hole that is Cam Thomas.
It's a combination of all these things that make my heartstrings emulate the world's smallest violin for their rookie point guard out of BYU.