Welcome to Memoirs from the Mount, a weekly adventure through the twisting catacombs of my ever-decaying stream of consciousness. From the solitary peak of Mount Fuji to the cascading slopes of Mount Timpanogos, I'm sending a telegram of my perspective on current events surrounding BYU athletics.
Look for the [Bear] necessities
The simple [Bear] necessities
Forget about your worries and your strife
--Bare Necessities, Disney's The Jungle Book
See? I told you I wouldn't be able to abstain from Bear puns for very long.