Welcome to Memoirs from the Mount, a weekly adventure through the twisting catacombs of my ever-decaying stream of consciousness. From the solitary peak of Mount Fuji to the cascading slopes of Mount Timpanogos, I'm sending a telegram of my perspective on current events surrounding BYU athletics.
"...SO I MAKE MY WAY through the cotton candy Stanford forest, around the chocolate syrup harbor in East Carolina, and waddle into the cuddly embrace of a buffalo in Boulder Candy, Colorado!"
"Careful," I'm gently reminded. "You drew a green card, so your journey goes through the grumpy, stumpy Vikings in Portland.