The next time you find yourself in the fifth hour of painstakingly whirling through Netflix, paralyzed with options, why not pick a horror movie? The adrenaline, the anxiety, the release, the thrill. Feel the agony of hiding from a monster. Cower in terror as you run from a seemingly inevitable clash with the beast. Here is a horrific parallel world in which nowhere is safe and no one can afford to stand at ease.
I couldn't bear to live in such a reality. For Portland State defenders on Saturday night, defending BYU running back LJ Martin was enough to send a chill down anyone's spine.