I’m thinking of joining a political party, and I think it will be the Republican Party, and here’s why.
I’ve been wanting to buy an expensive new sports car, but I can’t afford it, and they are going to make it possible for me. I learned very early in life not to lie or steal. My parents made it too uncomfortable for me whenever I did either, and the guilt and shame were just too powerful to endure. So I have always been a very ethical person. But even so, every once in a while, an evil thought would enter my mind.