With a pending war all over the news, I would like to offer President Donald “POTUS” (President of Tweet United States) Trump the benefit of my long experience with the country directly to our north.
No, that’s Mexico. Look at the top of the map. Yeah, there. That part is called Canada. And there’s not enough money (or interest) in the United States to build a wall across it.
I’m not kidding. The United States would lose a war with Canada. It’s entirely possible that the Canadian flag would be flying over the White House within a few months.