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Dana Milbank: Donald and the Black Sharpie

One evening, after thinking it over for some time, Donald decided he wanted to be president.

He drew another picture that made dark people look scary and another that made the president into a mean Muslim from Africa.

He made a picture of a swamp with frightening alligators, a picture of terrible monsters in Chicago and a picture of dangerous animals from Central America.

Still, Donald did not win most of the votes. So he drew a picture of the other side cheating and called it fraud.

Then Donald set off to be president, taking his big, black Sharpie with him.