"This is the world's most distracting object," marveled Stanford Pines, owner and proprietor of The Mystery Shack in Gravity Falls, Oregon, as he revealed one of the many objects in his shop. "Just try to look away -- you can't!"
I can't help but hear our beloved Grunkle Stan's voice echo through my subconscious every time I take a gander over at the BYU student section. They turn basketball games into manic episodes. Stirring the very souls of those who dare to face their wall of blue. Balloons, hypnotizing spinners, used car lot blow-up tube men, and the most disjointed barrage of faces and words one could even conceive.