Kalani Sitake is Batman. He is the night. He is vengeance. He is eyeliner-streaked, sweat-matted Robert Pattinson at 4 AM in his basement. His football team only grows stronger with the rising of the moon, and with justice as his greatest ally, Sitake's BYU Cougars are a force of winning in the landscape of college football.
But like the Batman, Sitake has only one rule: he will never kill.
I don't mean this in the literal sense (though I suspect his record is fairly clean as far as bloodshed is concerned), I mean that a Kalani Sitake-coached team does not relish in the opportunity to dominate, humiliate, and run up the score on his prey.