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Alexandra Petri: Your SoulCycle instructor reassures you about where your money is going

Crank up the resistance on your bikes! Not the anti-Trump kind, the regular kind. Also, do not leave.

Let's get things pumping! I'm sorry. None of this was my idea. You understand that I am just a cog in the wheel of something much larger than myself. Wheels, moving ineluctably forward! Let that image inspire your workout.

Some bad news this week about Stephen Ross, who, to be clear, is a passive investor in our parent group, super passive. Like, if he were on a bike, he'd be way, way in the back, probably not even visible!