I know that, as a bedbug, this is not a phrase you would expect to hear vibrate forth through my rostrum, but hear me out.
I am just trying to live my life. Instead, I have been thrust into a story I never asked to be part of. This is not my fight, and I don't know any of the people involved. Please, stop using me to insult people. I don't know these people. I don't know anything other than that some of them emit kairomones and I need to make use of them for a blood meal to escape my final nymphal stage.