Tragedy. Devastation. Our kingdom is left without a ruler this third week of the college football season, and it's all to be blamed on the bye week. BYE ironically means no BYU on Saturday. You are welcome to mourn in any fashion with which you are accustomed.
[Corporate-mandatedSadness Break]
There. I hope that was edifying for each of you. Now with the mourning period out of the way (just in time for the other college football games on the docket), it's time to talk about other football teams.