If the Buffalo Sabres keep playing uninspired hockey, it's time to host a fire sale of most players and enter the Gavin McKenna Sweepstakes.
The Buffalo Sabres can't keep doing this, and it's time for an ultimatum: Either get your act together by the end of the month, or start working the phones. Fans have read this book so many times that they memorized it by heart, given all the awful starts the Sabres have had over the past 15 years.