The Buffalo Sabres are terrible.
That is not an opinion. That is not a knee-jerk reaction following a handful of bad games. That is just the God’s-honest truth, and everyone who follows the team knows it.
Likewise, every Sabres fan around the world understands that this team has zero shot at making the playoffs this season. Sure, the website Sports Club Stats still gives the team a 0.3% chance of making it to the playoffs, but that’s actually generous. This Sabres team might be the first team in the history of professional sports to actually have a negative* percent chance of making the playoffs (and don’t even ask me how that would work!