Welp, that was fun!
Glad you got to spend six games with the Buffalo Sabres, Mr. Grant – but it’s time for you to pack your bags.
Look: you had to see this coming. Through six games with the Sabres, you have accumulated zero points and a -3 rating, and have only fired 4 shots on goal. Meanwhile your team has played two games in which it only managed to score one goal, and most recently was shut out at home by the Minnesota Wild.
We already have a player on our roster who can’t score to save his life, and his name is Nicolas Deslauriers.