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NARRATOR: “It’s been twenty-five years...”
We begin our story today as the Buffalo Bills look to erase a quarter-century drought in the divisional title department. With a win over the Denver Broncos today, Buffalo will be crowned AFC East champions for the first time since 1995. Prepare for a slew of tweets noting everything from the Presidency to the cost of a gallon of milk to the country’s number one song.
Sure, all of those hackneyed clichés may feel over-the-top, but let’s be real: we’re Bills fans.