It’s April Fools’ Day, so we here at Buffalo Rumblings cam up with a bunch of zany headlines about the Buffalo Bills. Some are wild, some are wacky but all of them have or had absolutely, one-hundred percent zero chance of happening.
- “Bills sign QB A.J. McCarron to mentor as-yet undrafted rookie quarterback” and “McCarron for fifth-round draft pick prior to season”
- “In-season roster cut WR Robert Foster spends month on Buffalo’s practice squad, finishes second on team in receiving yards”
- “Bills release WR Kelvin Benjamin one year after trading a third-round pick for him to allow UDFA Robert Foster more playing time ”
- “Poll shows no free agent wants to sign with Buffalo”
- “Bills sign 15 free agents in March”
- “GM Brandon Beane excited by Josh Allen’s leadership, cites ‘butt-slapping’ as part of reason”
- “Buffalo Bills buck league-wide trend, roll with oldest running backs in the NFL”