Every year, brands and business put out an April Fool’s joke on the first of the month and they’re always lame. We decided to get in on the act this year, so here are some headlines that could totally never happen.
In reverse chronological order:
- Bills give 33-year-old a six-year deal as part of NFL’s highest 2022 payroll (March 30)
- Bills, NYS announce first new stadium deal in half-century with $850 million in public money (March 29)
- NFL changes rules to give Josh Allen a shot in overtime (March 29)
- RB backs out of contract with Bills to sign identical deal with Commanders (March 16)
- Beane says he’s not a fan of using future cap space with restructures, void years.