While watching the Phoenix Suns beat the living creampuffs out of the Brooklyn Nets, I couldn’t help but chuckle to myself. Not so much at the actual outcome (duh), but because of how we exactly got here (insert creative *record scratch* meme joke here. I’m not creative enough to come up with it, sorry). This cruel league that we love and admire is, more or less, one heaping serving of happenstance.
Three weeks ago, Suns’ center DeAndre Ayton — a former first-overall draft pick and (arguably) Phoenix’s second-best player — was busted for those gosh darn PEDs that continue to “accidentally” plague NBA hoopers this season.