BOWLING GREEN — Imagine having ESPN as your middle name — and then growing up to be, say, a minority whip or the drummer in a metal band called Death Voltage.
What do you do then?
Change it to C-SPAN? MTV?
DaDaDa, DaDaDa — as the SportsCenter theme goes — could have just as easily turned into … D’oh!
That’s the risk new Bowling Green State University linebacker Gideon ESPN Lampron’s dad ran when he secretly went against his wife’s wishes and named their son after the sports network.