The season is nigh, and it’s time for y’all to step up your games.
This is the third installment of this series, and so far, I have fooled you, our beloved readers, by using the names of an old roommate and a compound one with those of my children. I’d say you plainly don’t know ball but the truth is that if I wasn’t writing this segment I’d probably have gotten them wrong, too.
Anyhow let’s move on to this week’s shenanigans. As always, two of these are real transactions undertaken by the Boston Red Sox from March 24, and one I have made up.