Trading Triston Casas would be stupid. Don’t be stupid.

Photo By Winslow Townson/Getty ImagesHow do we kill the Triston Casas trade rumors? Push them off a cliff? Tempt them with a poison apple? Hire one of those guys from Michael Clayton and make it look like an accident?* Someone please do something!

(*RIP Tom Wilkinson, may heaven provide you with a never-ending supply of fresh baguettes.)

While Craig Breslow said on the record — just last week! — that the Sox are not shopping Casas, MassLive reports today that “there remains a belief in the industry that the Red Sox remain open to trading Casas, potentially for young pitching, to facilitate other roster maneuvering.”

On one hand, that language is so wishy-washy that it presents a slip-and-fall…