With dramatic music playing, a man in a suit walks down a long hallway with fish tanks lining the hallway and several spotlights pointed at the floor. He enters a large room and says something super corny to the ultra-rich investors he’s trying to impress. None of what ensues is at all staged for entertainment purposes.
Welcome to Starting Pitcher Shark Tank. The only fake television show that’s actually a blog post that talks about starting pitching trade targets. We’ll take a look at a few of the names that could be on the move, and their pitch to join the Boston Red Sox rotation.