It’s hard for me to express how excited I am about the Red Sox right now. It’s not because Craig Breslow is a genius, necessarily, just that he’s motivated and average to above-average and that’s all they really need. Also he didn’t trade Mookie Betts. That helps.
You know in Mad Max: Fury Road when, at the beginning, the parched masses line up for Immortal Joe to briefly release gushes of water? That he keeps it from them, lest they covet it? That was like Chaim Bloom and good deals. Don’t get used to them, was the party line.