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Red Sox vs. Rangers lineups: When it rains…

The Red Sox look to take the series against the lowly Rangers this afternoon behind Nathan Eovaldi (1:10 p.m., NESN, MLBN-out-of-network).

Truth be told I assumed this game would get rained out too so I didn’t prepare and now I’m at the library on my phone. In lieu of game info, here is first part Hamlet’s first soliloquy, which I love and which represents the general state of emotion around these parts. The spacing is all wrong but what are you gonna do?

O, that this too too solid flesh would melt

Thaw and resolve itself into a dew!