The Red Sox look to bounce back from two losses that don’t matter against the Braves this afternoon in Florida. There’s no NESN broadcast, though the Atlanta station does have one. That said, it seems those games are no longer free to watch for non-subscribers.
Are they sick of losing? Probably not. But I’m sick of it. Well, I’m sick, and they’re losing. So to get to 150 words, I went to a “kids tell jokes” website and found the longest one I could, which I will reproduce in full here:
In my neighborhood, there was a couple who had given their twin sons very weird names.