Red Sox 9, Mariners 3: Not even sure where the heck to begin…

So.

Facebook tells me it’s been like 54 some odd days since I have posted. OK, so I have no idea where that time went. Sure, my kid finished Kindergarten and is heading to 1st Grade in a couple months (how THAT happened, when I swear she was a baby like 15 minutes ago, is a story for another day), and we had a tornado (??!!) about 5-6 miles from my house that completely decimated like a whole shopping center–fortunately, it occurred at 10:00pm, so no deaths and injuries were minimal.

So here we are, 1/2 way through June already. The Sox DFA’ed, then released Hanley, who has yet to land anywhere else so far. What a wild ride with him it has been, starting in 2005 off season when they traded…