There was a baseball game today. Some stuff happened. The Red Sox scored more runs than the Nationals.
Why are you reading this? It’s the Fourth of July. Go be independent of baseball for a while. Have a domestic light lager or two. Have 3% of the hot dogs Joey Chestnut ate today. Come back here later.
Alright, now that it’s later. The Red Sox hit the shit out of the baseball. Trevor Story had four hits, a home run, and a stolen base. Lucas Giolito spun a gem, striking out seven over 7 2⁄3 innings.