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NESN: Hire This Man. Now.

I complain a lot about NESN's presentation of Red Sox games.

That is because there is a lot to complain about.

But today I offer a solution: Hire Ray Hudson. The magic starts at 0:13.

Hudson really likes Lionel Messi, and his reaction here actually matches Messi's otherworldly play:

Watch this hesitation – right there. Three players inside a telephone box and he don't care. He emasculates them individually, collectively. He literally disperses his atoms inside of his body on one side of this defender, and then collects them on the other.