Over the Monster · Apr 12, 2025
How you (yes, you!) can fix the Boston Red Sox
Photo by Brian Fluharty/Getty ImagesAs we all know, the 2025 Boston Red Sox are not meeting expectations. Currently, our offense can’t hit for power or with runners in scoring position, our defense is atrocious, and our rotation is shaky. Alas, angrily talking about it online won’t solve the problem, as we’re just fans outside of the organization. But wait! What if I told you that you—yes, you! The person reading this!—have the ability to fix the Boston Red Sox? Because you do! All you have to do is follow the steps outlined below, and you, as an individual making millions less than all of these players, will have more power over the team’s success than John Henry and Rob Manfred combined.
