The time birthday boy Brian Scalabrine bested Kevin Garnett

Full disclosure, this memory is from 2007 and I have seen zero tape of it since. It is possible that the characters of Al Jefferson and Ryan Gomes have been confused for each other. Also, beers may or may not have been consumed during the watching of this event. Let's proceed.

In March of 2007, a Celtics NBA Championship seemed impossible. Set to play the Timberwolves, they had former Celtics legends (legendary assholes) Ricky Davis and Mark Blount coming to town. Last time they met, a late Ricky Davis jump shot sealed the Minnesota win, and he and Mark Blount celebrated beating their former team like it was their NBA championship. In hindsight, it was the closest those two would get to one,…