The Boston Celtics are a rock band

THOMAS BENDER/HERALD-TRIBUNE / USA TODAY NETWORKI was listening to the First to the Floor podcast and absolutely adored the analogy that Joe Tiddy made about Jaylen Brown and Derrick White. The gist of it went like this. Brown can do some amazing things on the court that few others can, like a lead guitar player that can really wail. However, he’s not always reliable doing the regular rhythm guitar type stuff like Derrick White is.

Of course, I’m going to blatantly rip off this motif and take it to the next logical step (and likely 5 steps too far). It is clear that this year’s Boston Celtics are a rock band.

Lead Singer: Jayson Tatum

This one is obvious. He’s the face of the franchise now,…