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Lessons from Celtics-Heat: flamethrower therapy

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I know there was a Celtics game last night, but I’ve actually been working on a spec script I wanted to share with you guys:

Kramer throws open the door.

Kramer: “We out-heated the Heat!”

Jerry: “We what?”

Kramer: “I’m telling you Jerry, we out-heated the Heat. The Heat, you know, the basketball Hea,t not the temperature heat? They have been, henceforth, out-heated!”

Jerry: “Who even are we?”

Kramer: “Not the Heat, that’s for sure.”

I’m not sure that I’ll be able to sell NBC on a revival of Seinfeld with such a bare-bones script, but hopefully the Celtics will provide us with more comedic beat downs of the Miami Heat so that I can fill an entire season.