Latest Anfernee Simons rumor will melt your brain in the worst way possible

Boston Celtics guard Anfernee Simons can't stay out of trade rumors, and the latest doesn't make any sense.

Washington Wizards v Portland Trail Blazers | Alika Jenner/GettyImages Anferenee Simons’ name has been a staple in trade rumors ever since he was dealt to the Boston Celtics as part of the Jrue Holiday trade back in June. The former Portland Trail Blazers guard doesn’t seem to be a part of Boston’s long-term plans, considering how just about every NBA Insider has painted him as a prime trade candidate.

Alas, here we are in late August, and Simons is still a part of the Celtics’ roster. It just doesn’t seem like teams are eager to trade for his expiring $27 million salary -- that is…