Red's Army · Sep 21, 2015
If there’s green, there’s still life: Chapter 1
The following is a fictional short story with a heavy Celtics theme which will be published in five parts over the course of this week. I hope it will provide a form of entertainment as we fill some time before the Celtics return. I hope you enjoy the story. Please note, this contains some NSFW language.
If There’s Green, There’s Still Life
Chapter 1
The Shaw’s cashier was struggling with the concept behind being given $20.02 for the $10.52 order she just rang up. It was as if she’d just been asked to recite pi to the 15th digit.
Pythagoras was going to need a few minutes to solve this mystery, so I passed the time like I always do. I pulled out my phone and opened Twitter.