The following is a work of fiction and not at all what happens to me every year as the offseason begins.
Ok, the season is over, time to shift into offseason mode. There’s a lot of work to do to make this team better, so let’s get down to business. Bill Simmons calls himself the Trade Machine Maestro. Surely I can do as well as he can, right? I’ve already listened to several podcasts and their crazy ideas, I’m on social media and I see all those terrible ideas, it is time to show everyone how this is really done.