One of the core tenets of writing is to not create an adversarial relationship with your reader. But I’m just going to level with you: if you’re a Cleveland Cavaliers fan, this might not be your cup of tea…
…because we threw it in the ocean because this is BOSTON baby! Wooo! (throws single box of Twinings Earl Grey into the harbor from the rooftop lounge of the Marriott). Paul Revere! Dunkin’ and Sam Adams, the beer AND the guy! Robert Frost and Sylvia Plath—well, maybe we don’t really want her energy around the team.