Bannerific SWAGs for 2024-25 season

The 2023-24 season exceeded all expectations and delivered a new banner that will be unveiled at the outset of this coming season. So my annual tradition of previewing the year with SWAGs (silly, wild, astounding, guesses) faces a unique challenge. How do I make these SWAGs ...well, silly and wild enough? Challenge accepted.

The Celtics finish the regular season 81-1

The Celtics will lose a game sometime in late November and Joe Mazzulla will be so annoyingly gleeful in pointing out all the team’s errors in that game that they all vow not to lose another game just to shut him up.

Jokes on them though because Joe starts keeping track of quarters won and lost. He makes up outrageous contests…