Tuesday Morning Skate: Getting Up Is Overrated

Aiiieee! - Winslow Townson-USA TODAY SportsThey say that waking up is hard to do; I know, I know that it's true...

Good morning, Chowder!

I heart Pedro. That was one hell of an anti-climactic baseball game after that sweet ceremony.

Burning questions: Have we signed Franson yet? Has hockey season arrived? Why haven't I left the house yet? If nothing sticks to Teflon, how do they make Teflon stick to the pan? Where's my coffee? Is this dog? Who put the "ram" in "ram-a lam-a sing song"? Who's your daddy, and what does he do? Most importantly, what's on tap?

Last two days at work have been crazytown - really hoping Wednesday brings less suckitude, because I was a serious grumpypants when it came…