This is mostly a joke article. Do not take this as anything more than light-hearted response to an unusual trend in Bruins drafting. This is not an indictment of the players shown here, and I am not to be held responsible if the Bruins actually draft somebody on this list 20th overall.
Boston is heading to the NHL Draft of 2021 in little under a month, with a relatively bare cupboard for Prospects, and a weaker crop of prospects expected for this year. Indeed, life for Don Sweeney and his scouting staff should be very challenging right now.