The Following is a joke at the expense of the Montreal Canadiens...
Quebec hockey fans are reeling today as Al Montoya, Montreal Canadiens backup goaltender, requested extradition and immediate asylum from playing anymore games for the Montreal Canadiens and from Quebec in general following a 10-0 beatdown from the Columbus Blue Jackets.
"You can't make me go back out there." A hysterical, pale and disheveled Montoya said to reporters before breaking down sobbing and running to the arms of the nearest one. "I tried my best and kept playing like a good sport but the pucks just kept coming.