A Letter To Our Friends The Maple Leafs

If you haven’t read it yet, take a gander at Pension Plan Puppet’s letter to the Bruins in the wake of this morning’s news.

Hey gang.

Thanks for reaching out during this trying time. It means a lot. As members of the hockey community, it’s great when we stick together and support one another. So when your talented, but youthful, team fades in the second half, we’ll lend a shoulder to cry on. It’s the least we can do. Honestly.

That said, we’d like to address a few of the minute details mentioned in your coherent, arrogant ramblings.

The Leafs are a young and sexy team, no doubt. If the NHLPA published an equivalent to Maxim, your entire 20-man lineup would be included on the cover. Hell, I have…