C'mon, I don't have to remind you what day it is. It's the day that sports blogs the world over try to pull a fast one on their readers with stories about 8-star recruits, changing their turf to an unnatural color (like green), or announcing that Idaho got kicked out of the Sun Belt conference. Oh, they did? Bad example. Anyway, April 1st is a day to be wary of any seemingly outlandish claims, including your aunt announcing she's pregnant again on Facebook. Enough, Janice—you're 73!
Without further ado, in the spirit of April Fool's Day but with the knowledge that the OBNUG readership is much too smart to fall for our gags, here's a list of prank stories we would have pulled, if you all weren't so darn smart.