Spoiler alert: It will stopping that running back they have. He...doesn’t suck.

Equally shocking: taking a toaster into the bathtub with you is actually not good for your health.

On both teams. 3 players for each.

Minor correction to their take: McNichols actually ran for 1,337 yards last season.

From the “This bums me out real hard” department

Hitman was always one of my favorite players. Hopefully he’s able to latch on somewhere else.