What is made of leather, a foot long and sounds like a sneeze?
A shoe.
I know this isn’t much of a WUBN but, unfortunately, there isn’t a whole lot going on. What with the football (and the rest of the fall sports) put on hiatus until further notice news stuff is also at a premium.
The impact of losing football is tremendous. The first casualties were Boise State cutting two athletic teams. Athletic Direct Curt Apsey commenting that football makes up 50% of revenue (which is a huge loss). And the local community losing out on literal millions of dollars due to football not being on the horizon.